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[Never the one to get out of things easy, Fuyuhiko of course found himself smacked with new werewolf changes when he changed back from a faerie. It's been a few hours since then, and he finally feels less like death warmed over enough to drag himself off the floor and over to his laptop. This new nose he's been saddled with? Something needs to be done about it. And he's pretty sure he knows just the person to ask about it.]

hey, so you basically see with your nose, right?
it's kuzuryuu, by the way.

Y3S TH4T 1S THE G1ST OF 1T
WH4T C4N 1 DO FOR YOU?

how do i make it stop?
okay, no not stop that's a stupid way of putting it.
more like...what is the nose equivalent of tuning things out?

[HE REALLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS OUT BETTER.]

whatever i'm turning into, it's something with a really sharp nose and it's fucking overwhelming.
i'm not even sure what some of these smells ARE.

[Help.]

4H 1 S33
4NOTH34 H4S COM3 TO M3 S33K1NG 4DV1C3
CONGR4TUL4T1ONS ON YOUR N3W SN1FF3R
TH4T S41D 1T DO3S T4K3 G3TT1NG US3D TO
4 BR4ND N3W WORLD OF S3NS3 H4S OP3N3D UP TO YOU
1T 1S N4TUR4LLY OV3RWH3LM1NG
FOR NOW P1CK ON3 SC3NT 4ND FOCUS ON 1T
L1K3 TH3 SM3LL OF YOUR FR13ND
OR P3RH4PS 4 T4STY MORS3L OF FOOD

1D3NT1FY TH3S3 SM3LLS YOU 4R3 UNSUR3 OF
FOLLOW TH3M TO TH31R SOURC3
LOOK 4T 1T
SM3LL 1T
YOUR TH1NK P4N W1LL 4SSOC14T3 TH3 SM3LL W1TH TH3 OBJ3CT YOU S33
4ND L34RN TO 1GNOR3 1T ON 1TS OWN
W1TH T1M3 1T W1LL 1NST1NCT1V3LY KNOW WH4T SM3LLS 4RE 1MPORT4NT 4ND WH1CH 4R3 JUST "B4CKGROUND NO1S3" SO TO SP34K

holy shit. i thought those were typos, but you're typing like that on purpose aren't you?
hold on i need a minute

[WHY WOULD YOU TYPE LIKE THIS. This is not helping his poor overstimulated, newly-reconfigured brain.]

ok. i think i get it.
assuming a "think pan" is a brain...i more or less have to do the same thing i did when this happened to my ears?
only i guess it'll take longer since my ears were already used to tunning stuff out.

and...thanks i guess? i can't say i'm really thrilled with the change right now, but it seems like it'll be useful eventualy.
and it could be worse, i guess.
what are the chances i'll be able to smell stuff like colors, you think?

TH4T T4K3S QU1T3 4 B1T OF L34RN1NG
1T TOOK M3 4 WH1L3
4ND 1 H4D TH3 B3N3F1T OF 4N 4M4Z1NG T34CH3R
B31NG BL1ND 4LSO G4V3 M3 4 MUCH N33D3D BOOST
1'M NOT SUR3 1F 1T 1S POSS1BL3
F4NCY LOS1NG YOUR OTH3R 3Y3? >:]

i think i'll keep it where it is, i'm not ready to give up on my eyesight entirely.
but thanks for the offer.
i wasn't serious anyway, humans can't smell things like that.
even if i'm not technically human anymore, i doubt it's possible.

PROB4BLY NOT
BUT 1N T1M3 YOU W1LL 4PPR3C14T3 YOUR N3W S3NS3
4ND WOND3R HOW YOU 3V3R L1V3D W1THOUT 1T

i'm sure i will. as annoying as better hearing was sometimes, i kinda missed it when i was a faerie.

just so i can potentially cross something off my list here though...
did your sense of smell get even better as a naga? or did it stay the same?

TH4T 1S D1FF1CULT TO S4Y
1 WOULD S4Y 1T M3RG3D W1TH MY S3NS3 OF T4ST3
TO B3COM3 4 K1ND OF SUP3R S3NSE
1T'S WHY 1 4LW4YS FL1CK MY TONGU3 OUT

ah.
well, i can't smell with my tongue...it's definitely my nose that's doing this.
so maybe it's safe to assume i'll get to keep my legs?

1 C4N S4Y W1TH C3RT41NTY
TH3 4NSW3R 1S
PROB4BLY

[UGH. Way to be helpful, Terezi.]

real funny.
anyway, thanks again. i guess i'll go try and practice getting used to smelling...
everything

incidentally, did you end up going into one of those weird holes on the mountain? or did you avoid that

1 D1D!
W3NT 1N 4ND C4M3 OUT 4 M4NT1COR3
ST1LL 4M ON3
1 4M 3NJOY1NG MY L3GS
WH1L3 TH3Y L4ST

that's the cat monster, right?

only fair to give you a head's up, if you haven't already heard...
or guessed that this is the case.
but you're in for a rough ride changing back.
it finally wore off for me a few hours ago.

Y3S TH4T ON3
4ND 1 F1GUR3D 4S MUCH
NOTH1NG 1S 34SY H3R3 >:/

I have a little venture planned, but the contact I thought I had apparently isn't in Ryslig anymore. Or if he is, he's certainly not answering his fucking inbox. Are you in with any thieves?

Edited 2015-12-07 03:06 (UTC)

NO, UNFORTUN4T3LY

BUT 1 ST1LL M4Y B3 4BL3 TO H3LP
D3P3ND1NG ON WH4T YOUR L1TTL3 V3NTUR3 1S

Edited 2015-12-07 03:59 (UTC)

A zoo heist. I need to get my hands on a tiger. Is that relevant to your interests?

[As far as she's aware, there are no laws against stealing animals from zoos. Therefore, she will consider this a legal venture.]

SOUNDS FUN BUT
WH4T TH3 FUCK DO YOU W4NT 4 T1G3R FOR?

4R3 YOU 4 FURRY?

Edited (that was more than i intended) 2015-12-07 04:10 (UTC)

It's a gift, but I need more context before can answer that second question of yours. Specifically,

What the hell is a furry?

SH1T YOU W4NT M3 TO 3XPL41N FURR13S? UH
P3OPL3 WHO 4R3 1NTO TH4T HUM4NO1D 4N1M4L STUFF
L1K3 C4TG1RLS 4ND SH1T
4LSO SOM3 OF TH3M JUST W4NT TO FUCK 4N1M4LS

1F 1T'S 4 G1FT
1S 1T *FOR* 4 FURRY TH3N?

Shit, I hope not.

It's meant to be company that can take care of itself and won't piss anyone off. Like getting a dog, but more luxurious. Who the hell would settle for the mundane when you could get a fucking tiger?

OH OK4Y M4K3S S3NS3
1 W1LL H3LP YOU G3T YOUR T1G3R

[If only because she wants to know if the tiger will eventually try to eat its new owner.]

You'll be joining in for the thief hunt, or volunteering to help with the dirty work?

[ Rude. They'll just feed it the left-overs from their own kills. That'll totally work. ]

E1TH3R WORKS
1 TH1NK YOU'LL B3 H4RD PR3SS3D TO F1ND 4 TH13F TH4T SP3C14L1Z3S 1N TH3 TH3FT OF L4RG3 4N1M4LS THOUGH

No need to worry, my expectations aren't set that high. I'll settle for someone with tranquilizers or teleportation.

Unless you think those keys of ours will work for transporting a tiger?

1 WOULD NOT TRY 1T, P3RSON4LLY
UNL3SS TH3 T1G3R 1S GO1NG TO B3 4 G1FT FOR TH3 FOG GOD

Hell no. If she wants a tiger, she can get her own damn tiger, this one is already promised to another. Dibs have already been declared.

So, can I expect you to keep in touch if you find anyone who might be useful?

YOU W1LL B3 TH3 F1RST TO KNOW
S33 YOU WH3N3V3R 4ROUND

Likewise. See you then.

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