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<DISASTERLEO>

[fandisservice]

A zoo heist. I need to get my hands on a tiger. Is that relevant to your interests?

<gallowsCalibrator> 1/2

[1ust1t14]

[As far as she's aware, there are no laws against stealing animals from zoos. Therefore, she will consider this a legal venture.]

SOUNDS FUN BUT
WH4T TH3 FUCK DO YOU W4NT 4 T1G3R FOR?

<gallowsCalibrator>

[1ust1t14]

4R3 YOU 4 FURRY?

<DISASTERLEO>

[fandisservice]

It's a gift, but I need more context before can answer that second question of yours. Specifically,

What the hell is a furry?

<gallowsCalibrator>

[1ust1t14]

SH1T YOU W4NT M3 TO 3XPL41N FURR13S? UH
P3OPL3 WHO 4R3 1NTO TH4T HUM4NO1D 4N1M4L STUFF
L1K3 C4TG1RLS 4ND SH1T
4LSO SOM3 OF TH3M JUST W4NT TO FUCK 4N1M4LS

1F 1T'S 4 G1FT
1S 1T *FOR* 4 FURRY TH3N?

<DISASTERLEO> 1/2

[fandisservice]

Shit, I hope not.

<DISASTERLEO> 2/2

[fandisservice]

It's meant to be company that can take care of itself and won't piss anyone off. Like getting a dog, but more luxurious. Who the hell would settle for the mundane when you could get a fucking tiger?

<gallowsCalibrator>

[1ust1t14]

OH OK4Y M4K3S S3NS3
1 W1LL H3LP YOU G3T YOUR T1G3R

[If only because she wants to know if the tiger will eventually try to eat its new owner.]

<DISASTERLEO>

[fandisservice]

You'll be joining in for the thief hunt, or volunteering to help with the dirty work?

[ Rude. They'll just feed it the left-overs from their own kills. That'll totally work. ]

<gallowsCalibrator>

[1ust1t14]

E1TH3R WORKS
1 TH1NK YOU'LL B3 H4RD PR3SS3D TO F1ND 4 TH13F TH4T SP3C14L1Z3S 1N TH3 TH3FT OF L4RG3 4N1M4LS THOUGH

<DISASTERLEO>

[fandisservice]

No need to worry, my expectations aren't set that high. I'll settle for someone with tranquilizers or teleportation.

Unless you think those keys of ours will work for transporting a tiger?

<gallowsCalibrator>

[1ust1t14]

1 WOULD NOT TRY 1T, P3RSON4LLY
UNL3SS TH3 T1G3R 1S GO1NG TO B3 4 G1FT FOR TH3 FOG GOD

<DISASTERLEO>

[fandisservice]

Hell no. If she wants a tiger, she can get her own damn tiger, this one is already promised to another. Dibs have already been declared.

So, can I expect you to keep in touch if you find anyone who might be useful?

<gallowsCalibrator>

[1ust1t14]

YOU W1LL B3 TH3 F1RST TO KNOW
S33 YOU WH3N3V3R 4ROUND

<DISASTERLEO>

[fandisservice]

Likewise. See you then.